Things I Don’t Do: The Forehead Bagel
By Glinda
People, the only bagels I’m interested in are the above kind, not this kind.
Although I suppose that if someone wants to walk around looking like a Star Trek extra, it’s is a pretty good way to achieve that. Anyone else, you’d have to buy a wig to cover that up.
September 27th, 2012 at 6:10 am
So it’s an injection of saline into the forehead, and in a few hours, you just absorb salted water? What is wrong with these people? Don’t they know margueritas are a far superior salt delivery system?
September 30th, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Oh, god. My mother was a nurse, and there aren’t many things medical that get the goosebumps rising, but . . . oh, god. That sent cold chills down my spine.
I really had no idea I’d react that strongly to it, either. Sheesh.